Haha thanks GORGEOUS chicken for the pictures and narration. I shall add more meat to the blog! =)
SERIES ONE: TRACING THE LOVE LIFE OF A ROOSTER
Df was a lovely rooster, with beautiful feathers, a well pitched rooster voice, outgoing rooster character. He is the perfect rooster for every girl. Not only does df amazes girls with his feathers, he makes them feel at ease with his seductive voice.
But df wasn't happy.
He longed for someone. Someone who could fill the empty gaps in his rooster life. He needed the final touch to complete his life as a rooster.
Eventually, df began his long search for his life long partner. He searched high and low, combing every farm and barn. He found a gorgeous chicken at a farm.
Gorgeous chicken was hot. She had a great figure that every other guy would be attracted to. With perfect features, wonderful cruvatures and pure innocence, she seemed the perfect choice for df.
BUT: She had too many scandals already. Df was sad when he knew this... He decided to try the botanic gardens instead.
At the botanic gardens, under the brillant influence of sunlight, two beautiful ladies stood
Under the sunlight, the skin of the potato glimmered. Tiny buds protruding out symbolises hopes of growth and rejuvenation. Spherical and eclipitical in shape, df was attracted to the potato!
And it took them less than a day to begin enjoying the afternoon breeze together, side by side. Df felt as if he had found completion, wholesome and holistism in life. Potato filled up all the empty gaps
THe day at botanic gardens was unforgettable. Beautiful fluffy white clouds drift by the blue sky lazily. Df and potato sat on earth and felt the warmth of the gentle afternoon. They felt each other's strong pressence, and savoured every moment of it. Their enjoyment, indulgence and engagement fused as one as the sun continues to caress them with its warm and gentle rays of light.
They did everything together from then on. Life was no longer a path for a solo to walk, but for a pair instead. They ate together at the canteen even. And when their physical distance apart is too great, gravitational and attractive forces draw them together...
Their love continues strong, steadfast and firm despite all odds. Even when df had affairs outside, potato trusted him and never complained.
And hence, their love goes on and on.
THE END!
More series on other people and scandals will come soon! haha!
Disclaimer: This post is intended for laughs only. Information contained in this post is not true, and should not be trusted. The authour apologises for all forms of distress, anger or agitation that may result from this post, and would hence like to seek the sincere understanding of affected individuals. Should anyone feel overly disapproving of this post, please delete this post at your own liberty. Thank you! =)
08S07 was formed on the day 7th January 2008 at National Junior College at the container classroom, CA4! we are a bunch of NOISY and ENTHU people!
our hobbies are simple: EATING, SLEEPING IN LECTURES, CRAPPING, GOSSIPING, and most importantly, CREATING SCANDALS! so scandalous, so so so scandalous!
we are HARDWORKING but we are not MUGGERS! and we are proud of that! and and and, we all believe in something WONDERFUL: MIRACLES! we had already witnessed miracles and so we believe in them!
SO 0H EIGHT S OH SEVEN! LET US ALL PRAY HARD NOW AND WORK TOWARDS OUR MIRACLES!
Guys:
YannQi
Daniel
ZiXiang
ZhiLer
Michael
Huzaifah
KimYong
Jasper DianFeng
Patrick YanChong KokWah
Albert
OGLs:
Jennifer
ShanShan
Eunice
Abigail
Joseph
Aproov
Outings.
Movie-One Missed Call
Movie-27Dresses + Mind Cafe
House Outing @ Sentosa
Steamboat Reunion Dinner
Botanics Gardens Picnic
Jiayi's Bdae at Vivo!!!
KBOX :D
West Coast Park :D
Scandalous Half-Year Chalet! (:
East Coast Park!
MAMA MIA :D
Scandalous Year-End Chalet!!! XD plus the many many crapping sessions =))
