WEINI FOUND THIS POST UN-PUBLISHED, and decided to help LYNN publish it :DD
alright, this blog IS dead. edit/ apparently its very alive now! /edit haha. okok. i found the most LAMEST, LOUSY, WEIRD,WRONG, etc etc, JOKE ever. pls dun slap me after you read this. haha
alright. just a note anyway, if ya a guy, i suggest you don't read it. it's kinda like a gender joke. yeah. so....you mite not like what ya readin. but then again, WE NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE VIGOROUSLY NODDING AT THE SCREEN IN AGREEMENT AT THE END OF IT ALL RIGHT? hahaha. :P
enough of my crap. joke time!
Female Rejection Lines
10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad.
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.
4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you.
3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
2. I'm celibate. Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you.
1. Let's be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's the male perspective thing.
Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!) 10. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You're ugly.
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: You're ugly.
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You're ugly.
7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You're ugly.
6. I've got a girlfriend. Translation: You're ugly.
5. I don't date women where I work. Translation: You're ugly.
4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: You're ugly.
3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: You're ugly.
2. I'm celibate. Translation: You're ugly.
1. Let's be friends. Translation: You're sinfully ugly.
so yeah, the joke is very prejudiced and feminist. once again, dun slap me.
i dun agree with most of the lines up there anyway. but it's funny what ppl can conjecture sometimes. haha.
alright. sorry for ruining ya mood if i have through the joke.
have a great sunday, it's shining, and the weather's g8. take time out for a cycle or a swim. :) edit/ today is friday! /edit
with love and cheers! lynne:)
*words in purple are added by weini. PS. i tink this joke rocks.
08S07 was formed on the day 7th January 2008 at National Junior College at the container classroom, CA4! we are a bunch of NOISY and ENTHU people!
our hobbies are simple: EATING, SLEEPING IN LECTURES, CRAPPING, GOSSIPING, and most importantly, CREATING SCANDALS! so scandalous, so so so scandalous!
we are HARDWORKING but we are not MUGGERS! and we are proud of that! and and and, we all believe in something WONDERFUL: MIRACLES! we had already witnessed miracles and so we believe in them!
SO 0H EIGHT S OH SEVEN! LET US ALL PRAY HARD NOW AND WORK TOWARDS OUR MIRACLES!
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YannQi
Daniel
ZiXiang
ZhiLer
Michael
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KimYong
Jasper DianFeng
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Albert
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Jennifer
ShanShan
Eunice
Abigail
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Aproov
Outings.
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House Outing @ Sentosa
Steamboat Reunion Dinner
Botanics Gardens Picnic
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KBOX :D
West Coast Park :D
Scandalous Half-Year Chalet! (:
East Coast Park!
MAMA MIA :D
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