SO SO SO SCANDALOUS

*1:20 PM@Saturday, October 25, 2008

THIS BLOG IS DEAD AGAIN.

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nb. this post should have been up on thursday actually (:
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oh well, for the sake of myself, so that i wouldnt have to stare and the same old chalet post everytime i enter the class blog. not that the chalet post isnt engaging enough, it's just that seeing too much may decrease my excitement when we really get there on 14 NOVEMBER 2008.

so anw, since i am bored and inr really looks repulsive now, i shall post :D actually this would be a very meaningless post. but then it will help to while away a few minutes of everyone's time so that you can avoid pw for that few moments :D

let's see. so we went to ocs on wednesday (: and that cadet. ah shoot, i forgot what the cadet's name was, but he went around groping the hands of the guys in our class! GROPING. ok fine, he was just being nice and going around to shake the hands of the guys :D

anw, i am going to share with you my love for nanajr :D aww. don't blame me. school takes a toll on everyone sometimes (: at ocs the tri-dunnowhat tower :D is it tri-service? aiya putting it simply its just a triangular tower symbolising the 3 areas of SAF :D okay but the whole point of this paragraph is not about the tower or the misfortune that we couldn't go up the tower. it's about, once again, NANA jr :D

apparently. zx and df the nana-abusers haven't had enough of abusing my nana and causing her mental distress and retardation. and of course some physical impairments were resulted as well. however. this time round, they were more lenient on nana jr.

they decided to transform her into one of the OCS cadets by masking her red hearts using YELLOW stickers :D but still, poor nanajr. AND gel + df the nana-coffiners wanted to throw her inside the black space of LT5 again! CRIES. i pity nanajr (: next week i'm gonna bring monkey instead. i still haven got a name for him.

THEN, the next day (: me and bun were stuck in the 67 which was moving at a snail's pace. yup w t h. we started cursing whoever made us go to school on that day just to take a miserable piece of document and hearing people preach. nah, nag seemed more appropriate. threaten sounds good too. whatever.

i made bun wrote a talisman [i dunno how to spell] and placed it on nanajr's face. roar. poor nanajr, she had to temporary be THE ONE we wanted to curse. oh well.

reached school and started cursing nevertheless.

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ha. wasted 3 minutes of your time. say thank you :D

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LOOKING FORWARD TO 14/11 :D

& I'll always remember there's miracle"
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the day of results!

*9:28 PM@Thursday, October 23, 2008

you could be celebrating now/ or tearing / dazing/ feeling bored/ chionging OP/ etc ...

i don't really have anything in mind to blog really. so, i just wanted to find some jokes and share it. :) [[blogs looking dead see. :)]]

anyway, enjoy, [[i hope]], and all the best for OP and such. hope this lifts your mood. in someway or another. heh. BEWARE THOUGH. THEY ARE ALL LAME JOKES.

"Emergency"
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

"Rabbits Revenge"
Rabbit's Revenge Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other guts. One day whilst arguing in the forrest, the bear lost his temper and kicked an old lamp that had been left by campers. To their surprize a genie popped out and granted them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." His wish was granted. The Genie turned to the rabbit who said "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish. "And for your second wish bear?" Demanded the genie, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." He got his wish. The rabbit without delay took his second wish, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." "Final wish bear!" Bellowed the genie. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." After having his wish granted he smirked at the rabbit and strutted off into the forrest. The rabbits eyes lit up, he turned to the genie and he said, "For my last wish, I wish that bear was gay."

"10 Rules For Dating My Daughter"
Rule One If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear theirs trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four I'm sure that you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh, and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or pastors within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided... movies, which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless commander of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car-there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

lynn:)

& I'll always remember there's miracle"
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C H A L E T (:

*3:42 PM@Saturday, October 4, 2008

Here are the chalet pictures (: Nice nice!!

Yup, that's the pretty chalet we are going to stay in (((((((((((((:
Date: 14-16 Nov (keep free!)
Venue: Blk 326F Sealand Road (It's at Changi hee)
Check in time: 3-4.30pm
Check out: 10am

Hmm, the tv has lots of channels like HBO, Star Movie, Star World etc.
There's a DVD player so bring any nice movies that you guys have k? We can have a movie marathon haha.
There's a mahjong table ;) so can bring your mahjong set as well i guess (:
Oh oh oh and there's a portable BBQ pit :D
Yup, that's about it.
We'll discuss about when to meet etc. at a later date k?

choops!

& I'll always remember there's miracle"
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