08S07

2009-03-02T21:50:00.003+08:00

hope that you guys havent seen this b4.

another similar video tt is nt included in the first one. but i find this the funniest. lol.

haha. it is just for a good laugh. take a break from all the school work or even your own personal problems=)) yup! SMILE!:) hope you will find it funny like how i did. LOL.

LOVE.POTATO

2009-01-05T17:55:00.002+08:00

OUTING @ SENTOSA (:

hey scandalous animals!

as you guys would have received the relay by yannqi (thanks alot!), there is going to be a scandalous 1st anniversary sentosa outing on saturday, 10th jan (:

treat it as your last break before the dreaded school reopening people! :D for those who haven't replied yannqi, DO feel guilty and reply, even if you cannot make it. i promise i will NOT come after you with a 6-inch dagger.

details will be confirmed asap; and the people who are going now are:

yannqi
liwei
daniel
chuting
weini
dianfeng
zixiang
kokwah (you'll be at sentosa right! ha.)

+ lots of unsure and "if she goes he goes".

it'll be fun! :D

weini

Chalet V

2008-12-04T16:06:00.003+08:00

OK, last part already, so today I need to use one mouth air and write everything down, so get ready to read a very very very very ... ... ... long post XD.

So I was stopped at food, I mean the BBQ thingy last post... So everyone's busy talking and cycling while two heroes prepare our food for the night!

And then mroe joined in.

And the BBQ started before the night.

So we peng kang chicken wings, aluminium balls (don't know what's inside...), sotong balls and much much more... (a bit a lot of balls...)

O.0, look at these! It's like a volcano going to erupt soon! (Lols..., a bit lame...)

So everyone's happily BBQ-ing and eating and playing cards...

OMG, MiDzung! How can you do this to Banu?

Yeah, our greatest hero of the night. He's soooooooooooo........ good!!!

After so many things, we had decided to BBQ marshmallows, but then something funny happened... This story goes like this: cause don't know who (seriously don't know who...) a bit bo liao while BBQ-ing, so the idea of MARSHMALLOW FIGHT came about... And so the MARSHMALLOW WARRIORS battled until you die I alive, using all the available techniques... But in the end, peace prevailed and everyone gets to eat their MARSHMALLOWS in peace XD (-.-").

So here's the video XD: Click here XD. Quite funny and lame...

So cause some of us were having MARSHMALLOW FIGHT, Jasper gets too bo liao and he tries to act like a toddler...

And so... the BBQ ended... everyone's tired... guess who's this XD:

The next day... I was so annoyed by the aircon (cause it's way too cold) and I went out, sleeping on the tanning bench (don't know what it is called anyways...). So when I woke up, something funny happened... I saw a PYRAMID (those Egyptian ones, you know, beige colour one...) floating on the sea. So I take a closer look, then there's this coconut tree over there, so the whole thing resembles an oasis... Then I was like so shocked... But when I wake up and look closer at everything, it turns out to be this:

See that umbrella over there, it looks like it's floating on the sea... (-.-")

So again, Jasper don't want to get up... In the end, YannQi need to get one big piece of ice and place it on Jasper's arm...

So see that yellow ghost? (wait, Casper isn't yellow...)

So after everything (lunch and whatever...), 7 of us went to Changi Airport to see see look look at airplanes and T3. So we sat on the skytrain...

And the girls went into the new hotel to take photos.

And magical Disney, which is to celebrate Christmas...

What a neat arrangements of robots! OK, not robots... Trolleys...

So everyone get beheaded the moment we went to the viewing hall at T3...

And Lynn trying to dement people...

Ending already... So let me say some last words XD.

红豆生南国，
春来发几枝？
愿君多采撷，
此物最相思。

Chim and don't understand? OK, what it means is that:

Red bean grows only in the South,
How many will sprout when spring comes?
Hope that one will pick lots of these (red beans),
Because this item is most sentimental.

So the whole idea is that this chalet will be deeply etched in our memories and we'll have a better one next year, cheers! Hahas!

So some advice (cause I keep seeing all these stuff), don't be scared of next year, cause Scandalous is here with all of you!!!

Bye, see you all someday XD.

- Host from your favourite Interview, Ernest

Chalet IV

2008-12-01T15:13:00.006+08:00

The much awaited Chalet IV is here and ya, pictures and more pictures.

Sorry that I can't update that frequently to keep the blog alive cause I got some stuff to attend to, so now let's continue and make this blog alive again!!!

So I was at after the dinner...

What we did?

No not that! OK, because the aircon was like so cold and we were watching *oops, forget what's movie, but it's about crossing a wall to another side of the world...*

So because the aircon was so cold and the movie ended, we decided to go out and do something useful...

And apparently, we started off card games...

And Jasper was busy building a showroom? of the chalet... (using majhong tiles)

Then we had some food. And morning came. So we were on our way for breakfast with Jasper don't wanna wake up initially... (see he so tired while we wait for bus)

So we waited for a bit...

And the bus came. So this was what we took in the bus. (Pardon me for my lousy camera handling skills XD)

Daniel's better at handling the camera XD.

So we had breakfast at some deserted food court near the bus interchange and the place isn't decent at all (I mean as a food court; I would rather go to a kopitiam *no pun intended, but if you interpret otherwise...*)

Don't know what Jasper's trying to do, but I think he trying to imitate me by wearing my jacket over his shoulders (you get the picture?)

So everyone's chatting after we get to the chalet XD.

Don't know what Michael's doing... It's up to your interpretations...

This photograph is funny cause don't know what Gowri is trying to do... Is she showing Weini how to cheer or is she trying to cheer for Zi Xiang? Lols and interesting...

Jasper sleeping again? There are actually 3 pictures of this... Each more zoomed in than the previous one, but I don't want to post the very very zoomed picture here... So attached is a link to see the zoomed and zoomed one XD.

*Warning! The pictures are getting zoomed in and zoomed in and basically you can see almost the entire of Jasper's face, including any details (not to the extent of individual cells) present...*
Zoomed
Super Zoomed

Weini trying to act unglam again (and by reducing the width to 250px unglamify the whole thing...)

Then a few of us went to ride bicycle and I CAN'T CYCLE!!! But then even though Jasper and Lynn taught me how to cycle, I STILL CAN'T CYCLE!!! OK, I am a bit not very smart in learning this kind of things and sorry that I deprive both of their time and chance to go to East Coast... Sorry... Erm, ya, so the rest of the cyclists went East Coast (not too sure...) and back to Changi. Didn't follow then so no pictures...

So it's time for BBQ and night activities but apparently, I don't feel like writing again... Hahas, so wait for Chalet V XD, it will be out soon, I promise XD!

Oh ya, a happy World AIDS Day.

午后迟了, 就此搁笔!

- Host from your favourite Interview, Ernest

Chalet III

2008-11-25T21:16:00.002+08:00

OK, so this is the continuation of my previous post from my blog:

Let's start!!!

So, I ended off with what activities are we having at night right? So obviously, it's dinner. Think, without dinner, will we be able to hold ourselves back from sleep for the night? Hahas, so we went THAI PAN!!! Ahhh, envious? Lols, here are some more photos to make you all (those who didn't come) more envious... (But it's OK, there'll still be another time, right?)

What's Gel trying to do over here? Is the menu so funny that so laugh until like that?

What's that 'O' expression on Daniel's face? OK, never mind, this is just the beginning of all the unglam photos of him, so continue to scroll down to see more unglam photos of Daniel while eating at Thai Pan.

Oh dear!!!

So here comes the dishes, from the order in which the dishes are served:

Sambal kangkong (or something with that name...)

Prawn egg (not the eggs of the prawn, it's PRAWN + EGG, ya, and cause I don't really know how to spell om-me-let or however you spell it, so as to not throw face, I have decided to use egg)

Whatever this dish is called (some chicken if I'm not wrong...)

BUTTER SOTONG (as quoted from Dian Feng XD, I bet a lot of you miss this dish XD) was the last to be dished out...

And within a few minutes... (bo liao, which means, finished already, not nothing better to do in this case)

So daddy and mummy is very happy that all their children finished eating the food and every child pay for their own food, so now what's left is to count the money...

So before we left, we took a quan jia fu, which is portrait (did I spell wrongly?) of home.

Hmm, so any idea what we did at night, after the dinner? Stay tune for more...

夜已深了, 就此搁笔.

- Host from your favourite Interview, Ernest

2008-11-22T13:33:00.003+08:00

hey guys!

here's a video of banu and fahimah doing a forfeit during the chalet..:)

the loud voice singing is weini..:)

2008-11-13T18:20:00.002+08:00

tmr's class chalet get your stuff packed and be ready to rock and roll~:D

CHALET :D

2008-11-11T22:25:00.003+08:00

Chalet is just 3 days away :D

Scandalous chalet (14-16 nov)
Meet at Tampines MRT at 2.15pm
Bring DVDs that are nice (:
Frisbee, volley ball etc if you have
Might meet up to watch a movie on Friday morning (not confirmed)
Tree top walk after checking out on Sunday (fulfill dianfeng's wish :P, not confirmed too)

So start getting excited and think of what to do etc. (((((((:

2008-11-09T13:09:00.004+08:00

hey! its me again..here's all the random pics taken that i have not uploaded yet..:)

2008-11-09T12:56:00.005+08:00

Here are all the pics from our ikea trip after cip..:)

fahimah and weini doing something with an ice cream....;) [ wink wink]

dian feng reliving his childhood!

weini attempting to relive her childhood...

killer litter!

zx and df

dian feng with a fruit basket on top of his head..[ you cant really see the fruits ]

the chicken is attacked by the dinosaur?

Super Chicken!

THATS ALL FOLKS...;) ;)

2008-11-09T12:17:00.015+08:00

hey guys,

i finally uploaded all the vids i took in the past few months..haha..have fun watching..[ sorry for the shaky hand..i tried very hard not to laugh..:) ]

heres a video of weini and dian feng singing a duet..:)

weini and dian feng again! during cip!

weini and dian feng! same day as before..

daniel and weini pretending to be excellent piano players.

nithiya and weini's gangfight... [ just watch the first 6 secs :) ]

thats it for all the unposted videos i have..:)

2008-10-25T13:20:00.001+08:00

THIS BLOG IS DEAD AGAIN.

/edit
nb. this post should have been up on thursday actually (:
edit/

oh well, for the sake of myself, so that i wouldnt have to stare and the same old chalet post everytime i enter the class blog. not that the chalet post isnt engaging enough, it's just that seeing too much may decrease my excitement when we really get there on 14 NOVEMBER 2008.

so anw, since i am bored and inr really looks repulsive now, i shall post :D actually this would be a very meaningless post. but then it will help to while away a few minutes of everyone's time so that you can avoid pw for that few moments :D

let's see. so we went to ocs on wednesday (: and that cadet. ah shoot, i forgot what the cadet's name was, but he went around groping the hands of the guys in our class! GROPING. ok fine, he was just being nice and going around to shake the hands of the guys :D

anw, i am going to share with you my love for nanajr :D aww. don't blame me. school takes a toll on everyone sometimes (: at ocs the tri-dunnowhat tower :D is it tri-service? aiya putting it simply its just a triangular tower symbolising the 3 areas of SAF :D okay but the whole point of this paragraph is not about the tower or the misfortune that we couldn't go up the tower. it's about, once again, NANA jr :D

apparently. zx and df the nana-abusers haven't had enough of abusing my nana and causing her mental distress and retardation. and of course some physical impairments were resulted as well. however. this time round, they were more lenient on nana jr.

they decided to transform her into one of the OCS cadets by masking her red hearts using YELLOW stickers :D but still, poor nanajr. AND gel + df the nana-coffiners wanted to throw her inside the black space of LT5 again! CRIES. i pity nanajr (: next week i'm gonna bring monkey instead. i still haven got a name for him.

THEN, the next day (: me and bun were stuck in the 67 which was moving at a snail's pace. yup w t h. we started cursing whoever made us go to school on that day just to take a miserable piece of document and hearing people preach. nah, nag seemed more appropriate. threaten sounds good too. whatever.

i made bun wrote a talisman [i dunno how to spell] and placed it on nanajr's face. roar. poor nanajr, she had to temporary be THE ONE we wanted to curse. oh well.

reached school and started cursing nevertheless.

***

ha. wasted 3 minutes of your time. say thank you :D

***

LOOKING FORWARD TO 14/11 :D

the day of results!

2008-10-23T21:28:00.005+08:00

you could be celebrating now/ or tearing / dazing/ feeling bored/ chionging OP/ etc ...

i don't really have anything in mind to blog really. so, i just wanted to find some jokes and share it. :) [[blogs looking dead see. :)]]

anyway, enjoy, [[i hope]], and all the best for OP and such. hope this lifts your mood. in someway or another. heh. BEWARE THOUGH. THEY ARE ALL LAME JOKES.

"Emergency"
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

"Rabbits Revenge"
Rabbit's Revenge Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other guts. One day whilst arguing in the forrest, the bear lost his temper and kicked an old lamp that had been left by campers. To their surprize a genie popped out and granted them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." His wish was granted. The Genie turned to the rabbit who said "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish. "And for your second wish bear?" Demanded the genie, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." He got his wish. The rabbit without delay took his second wish, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." "Final wish bear!" Bellowed the genie. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." After having his wish granted he smirked at the rabbit and strutted off into the forrest. The rabbits eyes lit up, he turned to the genie and he said, "For my last wish, I wish that bear was gay."

"10 Rules For Dating My Daughter"
Rule One If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear theirs trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four I'm sure that you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh, and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or pastors within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided... movies, which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless commander of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car-there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

lynn:)

C H A L E T (:

2008-10-04T15:42:00.004+08:00

Here are the chalet pictures (: Nice nice!!

Yup, that's the pretty chalet we are going to stay in (((((((((((((:
Date: 14-16 Nov (keep free!)
Venue: Blk 326F Sealand Road (It's at Changi hee)
Check in time: 3-4.30pm
Check out: 10am

Hmm, the tv has lots of channels like HBO, Star Movie, Star World etc.
There's a DVD player so bring any nice movies that you guys have k? We can have a movie marathon haha.
There's a mahjong table ;) so can bring your mahjong set as well i guess (:
Oh oh oh and there's a portable BBQ pit :D
Yup, that's about it.
We'll discuss about when to meet etc. at a later date k?

choops!

26092008 neoprints frenzy

2008-09-28T11:04:00.003+08:00

Hey all!

These are the neoprints we've taken on Friday afternoon!

Excited?

HAHA! There you go!

I think we are supposed to act cute in this neoprint. Haha!
dianfeng, you got to try harder!

How ironic! We are pulling long faces in the Happy neoprint!
Chuting's expression looks...
awkward.

Banu fits the bunny ears very well! and who's that with such scary eyes?

The usual wrist-to-wrist, hands-below-your-neck gay pose!
Jasper looks like he's enjoying every moment of it!

Whoa! All of us are accessorized! But why is there a bear-or-seal-looking creature among us?

Haha this may be the most ordinary neoprint, but i think it's the sweeeeetest and most heartwarming one!

And i've put all the neoprints together into one!

:)

Time to DESTRESS!

2008-09-06T18:19:00.004+08:00

Here are 2 weird photos from 2 scandalous guys...
Have a good laugh, esp when promos are driving us crazy!

One blind mouse! And..

One "shuaige"

- bored rexy

2008-08-26T23:21:00.001+08:00

ANOTHER ONE :DDDDDD

SCANDALOUS ROCKS! (:

forever and ever, as long as we hold on together.

2008-08-26T22:53:00.005+08:00

MONSTER FACES (:

yayy people of scandalous had some fun j ust now, away from studies and pw and all! (:
click on the picture for a better view :DDD
thanks to albert and michael! (:

2008-08-19T17:27:00.002+08:00

Hey SCANDALOUS (((((((((((((((:

For the year end chalet, it should be around 14-18 Nov
At Mindef Changi Chalet (:
So try to keep those few days free ok?
Any questions etc. just tag at the tagboard heh
Will provide you guys with more details later (:

Lolli (:

Spot the Similarities!

2008-08-09T16:08:00.004+08:00

The future Choops?

ZX's favourite teacher

Night Shot!

2008-07-28T22:24:00.004+08:00

LOL before weini hounds me..haha here is the pic!

"I love mother Earth"

Dont have my face.haha.not a good shot.LOL

Well, here is it! ENJOY!

2008-07-14T22:56:00.002+08:00

ELABORATION UNNECESSARY.

GUESS who they are (:

CLUE: the fusion of RVHS & CGS.

2008-07-14T17:26:00.009+08:00

Hey these are some of the pictures taken at the guitar concert...

Looking formal for once

Kok Wah conducting... so pro...

Jasper possing for the picture

OMG! They look alike!

Dancer turn car model...

Then turned into a sales person

Hope you guys have fun looking at the pics...

Banu

RARR!

2008-07-13T12:30:00.003+08:00

hello scandalous people!

Are you free on friday night (18/07)?

There's a broadway night concert at 7pm, in LT5, NJC on that day! I'm the emcee for the concert, together with the Lignum Hse Captain, Molina! Performances include songs and dance, all related to broadway musicals!

Tickets are priced at $4.00! If you have the time, the mood and the money, do come! if not, it's alright cause i think the concert is...

But anyway, do tell me if you're interested!

Rarrs (cheers in dino-nese), Rexy Xiang

scandalous very own SHOOT SHAG KISS MARRY! series 2: KISS!

2008-07-11T12:30:00.003+08:00

Love Story (2)

2008-07-09T20:47:00.003+08:00

part (2) continues here!

Jasper was shocked. For that moment, he lost his mind totally. All he could remember was that the cushion was really soft. But thankfully, being a 6 pointer with 8A1s for his O levels, Jasper's mind worked fast. It was soon before he registered the cushion was unsuitable to lie on. He quickly gathered his stuff, and stood up. His face was all red with embarassment. Literally, a tomato was over his neck rather than a head. But with no further hestitant, Jasper apologised profusely.

"So sorry! I am so so sorry! I didnt mean to bump into your ...."

"Nevermind its okay"

The girl replied with a short soft voice, sweet yet stern, gentle yet firm. It was a nice voice. Slightly more high pitched than normal voices, but yet it has the gentleless of a young fine lady. Jasper didnt know what to say in response to that sweet voice. But his worries were undued for, as the girl turned and faced away from him immediately after saying that it was okay. Jasper looked at the girl's backview. She was around 1.6m tall, with long hair neatly tied into a ponytail. Rather tanned, Jasper guessed that she was most likely from a sports CCA previously. Her waist didnt seem that big either, probably two thrid the size of his. But Jasper noticed that she had a good curvature. This could be due to the fact that her uniform was rather small size for her, hence wrapping her body tightly and expressing her figure best. Jasper scanned her backview down, until his eyes met her butt - the spot where he bumped into. And at once, he remembered how soft yet firm it felt. But that was too much thoughts for the day. Instantly, Jasper turned around and looked out of the bus window, trying to immerse himself in the morning traffic scene, while trying to forget the incident and the sensation earlier on on the bus.

But perhaps her figure attracted Jasper too much, Jasper missed out something important that still stayed on the floor -- his admission letter.

***

Soon, the bus arrived at SCANDALOUS Junior College. By then, the bus was quite empty as most of the Chinese High students had alighted. Once the bus stopped, Jasper quickly alighted, and walked as fast as he could towards the overhead bridge, in a bid to avoid the girl, whom he knew would be coming from behind. Very rapidly, he climbed the stairs of the overhead bridge, reached the top, zoomed through the corridor, and descended the stairs, before rushing the last stretch to the side gate of SCANDALOUS JC. As he started to make his way from the side gate towards the sport complex, his heart was hoping that he would never meet the girl again in school.

By the time Jasper reached the school, most students were either alone as they were new, or were hanging out with their own groups of friends. Most were dressed in secondary school uniforms, so there was an obvious collection of people according to the colour of their attire. Jasper was a special case. He spent the last 2 years doing his O levels overseas as his parents were sent overseas. His father being a Ministry of Foregin Affairs officer, was sent to the United States for a firm discussion with the US Finance ministry over oil prices. Thus, upon his return, Jasper was given a place at SCANDALOUS JC. This explained why he was in grey, for he had no secondary school uniform to wear. Being a specially admitted student, Jasper was given an admission letter to testify his identity.

Among the student sea in SCANDALOUS JC canteen extension, Jasper spotted a sign that directs all first year students to report to the Hall upstairs. Having no friends around, Jasper decided to go upstatirs to report first. As he made his way up, he realised that SCANDALOUS JC was indeed a wonderful place to do exercise, for it has huge flights of stairs.

Eventually, Jasper reached the Hall, and went over to the booth of people outside the hall. They must be the councillors.

"Hello! Welcome to SCANDALOUS JC! Whats your name?"

"Hi, I am Jasper Tan Ting Tong"

"Ohh! You are the special student? May we have a look at your admission letter please?"

"Okay"

Jasper opened his file to find his admission letter. He looked into the file, and started flipping the papers. There was a fool scrap pad, some random notes from Biology last year, but no admission letter! A sense of fear shot through Jasper from his head to toe. Where was the letter? He searched again from back to front of the file, but yet it was no where in sight.

It was panic. That letter was endorsed by the Ministry of Education. Where on earth would he find another one if he lost it?

His palm broke out in cold sweat, and his heart started to jump inregularly. Panic filled his mind and he started to loose his ability to think. Just then

"Is this yours?"

Jasper turned back, and saw

Love Story (1)

2008-07-09T20:20:00.003+08:00

Haha I am feeling very bored.. so i shall write a love story bah.LOL

A Love Story Unfolds.. In the mugger school of SCANDALOUS JC

The story of Jasper Tan...

It was still dark. The sky, dark blue and perhaps still black, was plain cloudless and clear. Not a single ray of sunlight could be noticed. Along the streets however, students were crowding at the bus stops, fighting to board the buses, and walking towards their school. But unlike any other normal schoolday, today was special -- It was the first day of school.

Just like anyone else, Jasper was especially nervous. In fact, he was more nervous than most students for today was the day where he would move on to a new phase of his education life - a junior college. The concept of a junior college was new, and exciting. 'College" makes the place seemed so much more professional, study-orientated and serious than the secondary and primary schools that he had been through. Yet, despite a grandeur of seriousness hanging admist the idea of a JC, Jasper still looked towards the first day, for he was sure that the first day of school would certainly promise fun and joy-especially the joy of meeting new friends.

On board the bus, Jasper jostled against the many other students on board. THe bus was filled with students from different schools, each wearing different uniforms, turning the bus into a flamboyant colour-streaked vehicle. Admist this colourful sea, Jasper felt inferior, for his uniform contributed least to the sea of bright colours. Being dull grey and plain, Jasper stood out from the other colourful and interesting uniforms.

The bus was packed to the very last bit of space available. As the bus started moving, the jerks made those standing grab on to poles and straps tightly, clinging on as if they were clinging it to save their lives. As the bus picked up speed, Jasper stablised himself. Eventually, the bus was travelling at constant velocity, but at a high one. This was when Jasper decided to let go of the pole he was holding onto. All of a sudden, the bus driver made a sudden mad decision to jam on the brakes. The bus screeched as it tries it decelerate to zero velocity within the shortest time. On board the bus, things went upside down. Everyone was caught by surprise. It was stable at first, and suddenly a great jerk and a strong force was felt by everyone towards the front of the bus. Those who clinged on to poles or straps clinged on even tighter, but even as they did that, they slid towards the front a couple of steps. Jasper was one of the worst hit. He totally fell. THe bus stopped so quickly that he tilted towards his side, and before he could think, his upper body started to crash towards the floor of the bus. But as the bus is so packed, Jasper crashed into the bodies of adjacent students, before sliding against them downwards, and finally hitting the floor. Tham! was the sound when Jasper's butt hit the ground. And at that instant, everyone's eyes were fixed onto him. A hot blush seeped up from beneath his cheek, and slowly spread out under across his entire cheek. It was not long before Jasper's cheek turned red with embarassment. But he responded fast. Before long, we gathered his things and prepared to get up.

Just as Jasper picked his file, he realised through the corner of his eye that his Admission letter has slid out of his file and had slid to the space behind him. Being the last item to gather, Jasper turned backwards with still sitting on the floor of the bus to grab that letter. Just as he turn his head, he suddenly whacked his face right into something soft and round. Momentarily, he was blinded for he could not see. The surface that he bumped into was too close, right into his face. After being stunned for a few seconds, he retracted his head, only to see that it was a grey surface, soft and round, just like a stuffed cushion in a grey cushion cover. He retracted his head somemore and looked up, only to meet the shocked, stunned, and disgusted face of a young teenage girl. That "grey soft cushion" was her butt. And she was wearing the same grey as he was.

-- To be continued--

2008-07-07T20:45:00.000+08:00

HAPPY HALF-YEAR SCANDALOUS! (:

the past half a year has been filled with ups and downs,
and lots and lots of happy times :D

i'm sure everyone has NEVER regretted being posted to PAE 08S07 (:
especially after all those crazy bonker times :D
and all the inside jokes and all (:

the next half year will be more bumpy i guess,
but everyone let's hang on! (:

AND there will be many more half-year and ONE-year anniversaries!

-weini

a freaky poll that would tell a lot about the level of freakiness of scandalous

2008-07-06T23:03:00.001+08:00

what would you do if you saw sadako in a room in front of a mirror combing her hair? [[the female ghost from the ring..the long haired, faceless one.]] ( polls)

new poll for the class of WEIRDOs. the ultimate SHOWDOWN.

2008-07-06T21:52:00.008+08:00

who's the weirdest? be honest! you knwo you don't want to vote me. hahaha. ( polls)

who's the weirdest? be honest! haha. guy's list. girls, go ahead an SPAM it. haha. vote for the most deserving yeah! ( surveys)

haha. the class of weirdos... we're all weird, but who is the weirdest of us all?

vote to decide!

:) have fun.

oh yeah. ignore the typo.. sorry. thanks.

scandalous very own SHOOT SHAG KISS MARRY! series 1: MARRY!

2008-06-30T14:06:00.004+08:00

Who do you want to marry (for girls to answer)? ( surveys)

last day of holidays + the dreaded CTs

2008-06-22T22:08:00.002+08:00

haha hallo everyone! im sure you guys are either mugging right now or well, slacking to calm yourselves down for the whole of next week [the dreaded common test week]

well, hope everyone has enjoyed their holidays [i did!] and ya. always remember the scandalous mid-year chalet too! :D

and ya, all the best& good luck for all your CTs tml. dont worry too much la. coz even if you fail, you are merely fulfilling the NJ CT tradition so dont be too hard on yourselves :D

ok enough of my crap, simply put, PLEASE survive through the whole of next week

P.S this post, i wanted to post at 12 midnight one, to signify the REAL end of the holidays, but yup, had to sleep earlier today

TAKE CARE EVERYONE!

- Jasper

Class Tee 2

2008-06-19T23:10:00.003+08:00

Hey hey hey!
Okay updates for the class tee: Many people havent reply my email yet =( still cannot confirm the orders as of now...but anw, there are some suggestions being raised! :D

1) How about a shirt black background with orange words instead of one with orange background and black words?

1a) And how about a purple tee? :D

2) Care for polo tee instead of the normal round neck tee? But note that polo tee will cost more wor

3) Want nicer fonts? Please give suggestions =) haha coz my com fonts quite limited

4) Add symbols like stars, smiley faces, hexes and asteriks to the words (like hwee bun's msn nick ^^ )

5) Any other suggestions?

Haha i dont know how to put the voting thingy that rexy has put up for the movies, so i guess the best way is to TAG!lol

JIAYOU FOR COMMON TEST!

And on a last note, sorry for the long delay in this matter.

Qi

Class Tee

2008-06-17T18:31:00.005+08:00

Hi all,
Tee Colour : Orange!
Cost : $12-14

Remember to tell Yannqi your tee shirt size, both in numbers and size

Haha i;m looking forward to it!

sick& sian rexy, on behalf of qiqi

RANDOM (:

2008-06-15T21:06:00.000+08:00

oh well, i just want to come here to post cuz i got the urge to do so.

SO the chalet is over (: and i'm missing it already :D

AND NOW.
let's see, what date is it today?
15th JUNE (: father's day.
the main point is.

PEOPLE PEOPLE GO STUDY :D

ironic that weini asking people to mug,
just as ironic as weini telling people NOT TO BE LATE (:

but oh well oh well people (: JUST HANG ON.
for 2 more weeks!

and it will be FUN FUN for about 1-2months :DD
at least for weini the chicken its like that (:
excluding those days of the returning of those disgusting SHEETS of paper :D

SO JIAYOU JIAYOU (:

*rubs hands together*
HOHO. it's time to.. NO NOT MUGGING.

*runs off to eat chocolates*
*leaves behind a few feathers*

"CLUCK CLUCK!"

TREETOP WALK

2008-06-14T21:20:00.005+08:00

YO!!! SCANDALOUS!!

hehe. i think i better update this blog b4 it becomes tt mouse's blog. haha.

i tink i'm the only alive de=) tt day. apart frm lynn, df and kokwah who was quite/super high. hahaha..cos i went home to have my beauty slp=))

lol. but anw. yup. the nature walk:)) erm. haha. didnt really get to look at the scenery much la.

erm cos it was too tiring le. walking up mt faber=/ hahaha. AND tt TDF was walking super fast la. haiyo. it seems more like he came to exercise. hahha. to burn off his fats. erm. whatever he had ate the night before. lol. but i enjoyed it la. though we didnt crap as much as we always did:D

another self-timer pic=))

-cutest potato on earth<33-

SCANDALOUS' 2008 HALF-YEAR CHALET

2008-06-12T20:36:00.005+08:00

note: in the title, its stated HALF-YEAR, so meaning we'll have another one this year end! WHEE!~

anw here to briefly blog about scandalous chalet LOL

1) the kungfu panda movie was soooo nice and hilarious! gosh! freaking funny until i couldnt suppress all my un-glam laughter! hilarious parts include the erm, cannot see your own toes, "even mantis has those thingys", "train hard panda. and maybe someday you'll have big ears like mine" and the little mantis trying to hold the rope of the broken bridge with like what one tigress, one leopard, one monkey, one viper and one crane on top of it?! HEH funny im sure everyone will agree :P

2) check-in into the chalet we got the P block! o.O and thanks so much daniel for coming down to help us check-in despite your leg and all. THANKS ALOT. you had no idea how panicky i was nights b4. gosh. paranoid me.

3) BBQ. the fire starting comm was great. but i only heard about the aesthetics&uniform group fire fight. and the winner was the aesthetics group! *whee!~* simply coz their fire lasted longer LOL. marshmellows are so nice!

4) after BBQ activity. i dont know what the others were doing, but there was this bunch of crazy ppl sitting outside the room talking about random stuff, wind and ahem, the creation of a man's essential tool *FYI, no more stocks le, so too bad for those ppl out there who still wants this marvelous creation*

5) after BBQ activity, scandalous [except those sleeping] went for a rainy night walk and after that went back to chalet and watched some ghost/detective show. [grossed out by the skinned-alive person. eew.] followed by the squeeze-hand game and the number-of-thumb-guessing game :P

6) midnight: dont really know what the other were doing but i was out erm, enjoying the night scenery :D accompanied by my towel

7) morning: sleeping in the cupboard, with random ghost stories and taboos

8) check-out, followed by breakfast and then the idea of the hike at mt faber [were joined by liwei and geraldine]

9) short nap at safra, had china apple drink while others ate fishball noodles in some hawker centre [i remember dianfeng saying something like this after i asked whether he liked the ahem fishballs, "i love them bouncy, round, big, squishy etc"][ oooh, and there will be a future ORANGE line!]

10) long dozy ride home, plonk on the bed and was soon dead to the world

hey so sorry that the chalet was abit boring and sian coz most of us were soo damn tired and zonking out, apologise man. :( but i'll make sure the year end one will be high, super high! ppl with eyebags more than 1.5cm thick cannot enter the chalet, whoever sleeps will wake up with cream on their mouths, toothpaste in their hair and cockroaches in their pants etc

i really enjoyed myself during the scandalous mid-year chalet [sure beats the term mid-year exams or rather common test *the jc term*] hope to have more fun the next one and well looking forward to seeing you guys again when school reopens, even if that means the dreaded common tests are here. but still, seeing you guys are more than enough :D

hey ppl sorry for rambling, just have loads to say, please contribute too, coz i didn't experience everyone's point of view eh? yup not tag ar, POST. :D

-naggy JASPER

*note:
geraldine, chuting, lynn, weini, hwee bun, patrick, kok wah, kim yong, dian feng pay me $10
fahimah, jia yi, liwei, banu, zi xiang, yann qi pay me $5
THANKS

last minute annoucenments from an panicky organiser

2008-06-09T23:22:00.002+08:00

I'm so sorry to inform you guys so late [for ppl who all got my phone calls/sms etc]

yup coz there were many last minute arrangements luh i should have planned like better faster and earlier so sorry scandalous! :D

yup anw the VERY final finalised details are:
- meet at 1045 at tampines mrt
- movie kungfu panda at 1130 GV, tampines mall. *whee!~ kungfu panda!*
- lunch at tampines mall
- head to pasir ris
- go to ntuc/food stalls/etc to buy BBQ stuff *whee!~ BBQ!*
- head for costa sands pasir ris chalet and checkin
- carrying out of unplanned, self-initiated and spontaneous activities! *whee!~ activities!*

CHALET! :D

2008-06-09T13:37:00.005+08:00

Hey scandalous! *ahem ahem* [clears throat] here are the details for the CHALET!! Whee!~ I know you guys have been looking forward to the chalet [if you were not, smack your own face] and so yup the details are finally finalized. I really hope I don’t screw this up and that everyone will have fun during the chalet! :D

And wait something very IMPORTANT, do you all guys want a BBQ? [poll, poll!]

Coz the price is actually kinda reasonable *additional $3-4 each*, but ya need time to cook. If not having BBQ, will be eating together in a food court/restaurant or just da pao luh *heh, my opinion is to have ba, coz its loads of fun :P, but well im democratic so yup let you guys vote?*

Another IMPORTANT thing, if you all notice, we don’t have an authorized *18years old and above* person to help us check-in! Sian. Thinking of asking passer-bys to help us, or if anyone has authorized siblings can bring them along PLEASE! :D

DETAILS:

Outline of plans:
- Meet at pasir ris mrt control station and then lunch, 12.30pm if having BBQ, 1.00pm if don’t have
- *if there is BBQ* go to ntuc buy BBQ stuff
- take transport to Costa sands pasir ris chalet
- Check in *by 2.30pm*, chuck our bags there and start our activities!
- check out *by 10.30pm* the next day

Activities *suggested*:
- movie
- bowling
- cycling
- escape
- beach-ing
- pool/arcade
- cards
- board games
- sleeping (?)

Things to bring:
- yourself
- wallet, with money
- phone
- bag
- snacks
- fun & laughter
For those staying over, bring also:
- clothes
- toiletries
- slippers/shoes
- charger [sony ericsson phone users can share one :D]
- cards *poker, uno, etc* [a few people bring can already]
- games

whee!~ ok im done. So yup looking forward to see-ing you guys in the chalet! And lets all have a scandalously great time! :D

P.S I will not be responsible for any injuries that happens during the course of the chalet. I.e. I don’t want parents hounding me for little tiny mosquito bites on you guys! :P

- CUTE mouse

Let's catch a movie!

2008-06-08T11:00:00.002+08:00

Hey scandalous fellas!

Wanna watch a movie before we check into our 2D1N chalet?
There are some movies we can watch, such as Indiana Jones, Prince Caspian (not Jasper), Made of Honour or Kung Fu Panda!
So, pls do these polls! :) tyvm!

Would you want to watch a movie before our chalet? ( surveys)

If you are interested in watching a movie, what shall we catch? ( polls)

And yes, we can't catch Sex and the City, because we are obviously underage!

movie-deprived rexy!

More Aristal Pics! (:

2008-06-01T15:01:00.007+08:00

Hey scandalous! More pictures for you guys to see ((((((((((((((((((:

The flowers we gave them (:

The two UNGLAM ones who wore school u hahas

Taken at Kopitiam (:

The Starfish insisted on sitting in the middle

Wahahahaha (((((((((:

Group shot (:

That's all (:

CHUPACHOOPS (((((((((((:

ARISTAL!

2008-05-31T00:12:00.004+08:00

who's that with those misfitting sneakers?

It's our dear Gowri, aka gow-gow!

She almost wanted to take a bus home w/o changing out of her costume!
Thankfully, she realized that it wasn't Halloween, so she took a cab home.
but still, poor taxi driver!

haha! sorry gowri!

The scandalous had bad seats!
We have to lean forward and stretch out our necks to view the performance.
But our neck-ache was worthwhile, after seeing how cool daniel, gowri and banu danced!

more photos to be updated by choops, hweebun and midzung (hopefully)

rexy~

Touch My Body!

2008-05-28T21:50:00.002+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skV28D0jsjs

HAHA Take a look at this video that jasper tried imitating!
Pay attention to the lyrics if you bother.

Play hard and MUG HARD!

rexy

start of holidays!

2008-05-26T22:56:00.004+08:00

hey scandalous!

its the start of the holidays! or rather the ending of the 1st day of the holidays! got nothing better to do so decided to mark the momentous day on the blog. heh

yup, everyone take care during the holidays, study hard, play hard, and stay scandalous-ly hard! o.O sounds super wrong but oh well. hmm.

must have class outings during the holidays k! please people, plan some, or people like me will be bored to death at home. and hope everyone's looking forward to the class chalet, coz i am :D

ok enough said.

signing off, Jasper [cute little scandalous mouse]

P.S hey the pregnant video so obscence man. eurgh

2008-05-25T23:50:00.002+08:00

CHECK THIS OUT (:

the "labour of my product" as quoted from the mouse :D watch it man.
try to catch these,
"*SUPER HIGH FREQUENCY SHRIEKS*"
"sir, its a boy!"

what's cooking!

2008-05-23T00:24:00.002+08:00

yipee!~ david cook won the 7th season of american idol! whoo-hoo! happy happy :D

ok anw here's a edited version of the song "nine in the afternoon" by panic at the disco
original song and video can be seen here @ http://youtube.com/watch?v=yCto3PCn8wo

"coz its nine in the afternoon,
im looking at the full moon,
its big and its round like it should,
im feeling so good,
looking at the full moon,
when its nine in the afternoon
i'll love to fly to the moon,
i would if i could and i should,
im feeling so good,
looking at the full moon,
when its nine in the afternoon"

yup its super lame found the 1st few parts of the lyrics while waiting for the H3 lecture to begin :P

- lame lyricist, Jasper

recent pics taken

2008-05-20T19:15:00.005+08:00

hey,
here are some recent pics. ok ok..some not so recent...:) enjoy anyway..

i drew on xuan lin's hand today in bio class. GIRL POWER!

sleeping beauty during gc.

the pouting tan family! and two extras in the background. [ sorry its incredibly blur]

the collective doodles done by weini, lynn and jasper

jasper's take on alicia key's song, no one...

weini in bio today! aye aye captain!

"hmm..lets see how high my fringe can go! "

haha...dont worry. THIS IS NOT THE END. I'm sure you guys will do something really goofy this week. Then i'll snap it and immortalise it on our class blog!
- gowri.r

Edited Version of "Goodbye Mr. A" by The Hoosiers

2008-05-19T15:27:00.001+08:00

Haha so here’s the lyrics. Using tune of “Goodbye Mr. A” from the hoosiers
Hope you guys will enjoy and hope get a few good laughs out of it. For those who don’t know the original song, can watch the music video here, at http://youtube.com/watch?v=FZMdX9LDEVg

pardon me, coz i was really feeling wu liao and this started as a result of me getting high, so please understand me :D

There’s a hole in your trousers,
Only you know the reason.
You can say that it’s nothing,
And expect me to buy it?

Patch your trousers up,
You had better do that coz you’re showing too much.
Patch your trousers up,
You don’t wanna arouse too much human touch.
So quick grab some needles, and start stitching up.
The hole’s getting bigger, you’re such a mess-up

So busy trying to cover up,
Still you’re turning everybody on.
So so so “glamorous”
Aren’t you not?
“it’s such a big big hole that you have got”

Patch your trousers up,
You had better do that coz you’re showing too much.
Patch your trousers up,
You don’t wanna arouse too much human touch.
So quick grab some needles, and start stitching up.
The hole’s getting bigger, you’re such a mess-up

(Patch your trousers up)
(patch your trousers up)

Patch your trousers up,
The world was super pure until you opened my eyes.
Patch your trousers up,
Wish I hadn’t seen the hole which caused my sore eyes
Patch your trousers up,
You had better do that coz you’re showing too much.
Patch your trousers up,
You don’t wanna arouse too much human touch.
So quick grab some needles, and start stitching up.
The hole’s getting bigger, you’re such a mess-up

e-broadcast

2008-05-17T23:34:00.003+08:00

hey people, i managed to post my group's e-broadcast video on youtube, for anyone interested to watch it, this is the link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW7vaRHSOAo

haha highly advisable to watch i guess. should be able to get a few good laughs out of it coz it's gosh lame. lol yup listen to the narrations and also watch out for huzaifah's superb and hilarious acting! :D

- cute little mouse, Jasper

2008-05-13T06:14:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (:

to the nonsensical house cap!

alrightoes, so on the 12/5/2008 in the afternoon, daniel had his birthday celebrated by scandalous and ONE dancer, after being dao-ed by the RVains for the whole morning.

aww.

PS. dun ever buy the nutella cake from ***** again ):): and we;re going to stick to BENGAWAN next time haha (:

WHAT AN INTERESTING POSE :DDDDD so long since i took such a retard one for him (:(:

making a wish (:

"i wish, i wish, that **** will be mine~"

HAHA JOKING.

im sorry but this is a blur picture. ON THE POSITIVE SIDE,

daniel, you look better like THIS (: cuz i can't see your face :DDDDD

*ouch*

all comments made are for entertainment purposes. in the case where you are not entertained, too bad ):

ps. watch channel 8 on tuesday (aka today) 8pm :D my brother will be on tv! for some record breaker show (: KRANJI bluehsetee-clad guy who says,"10minutes/ CHIONG AH."

HAHA.

weini

2008-05-09T23:27:00.003+08:00

hey people. this is an extract from the email I Sent. It's about a stayover outing in JUNE!

PLAN A
book a 2D1N chalet :D
pros: we have a place to stay, have fun and behave like some wild animals
cons: money $$ :(

PLAN B
go to various classmates house to stay over :D
pros: we have a place to stay! FOC!
cons: parents, cant be so mad, space, limited stuff to do.

PLAN C
camp by the beach at ECP/Pasir Ris
pros: EXCITING! FOC!
cons: dangerous? need to guard the camp site 24 hours!

p.s Well, the stay over thingy will probably be in the 3rd week of holiday after harmoc, band, dance, CO concerts. ard 10-12june :D :D

HOPE ALL CAN MAKE IT! WELL VOTE FOR UR CHOICE :D

QUOTED FROM HUHU: THE CHOICE IR YOURS!

well here are some of the responses.

HAHA...not a bad idea..I think i'll vote for the 1st n 3rd onescoz the 2nd suggestion is not really feasible due to the limited spaceas for the 3 rd one, it's not so dangerous lah, if it is dangerous, no one wants to camp there lorHAHAthat's allbye..

from : the shrinking and balding michael ---> he type tt himself

and the WOW email from yan chong..

Plan B is not feasible. Imagine you stay in other person's house. We may cause discomfort and the lack of privacy is a concern. Furthermore, i don't think you want to observe the rules and etiquettes when you stay in other people's house. Then, the purpose of having a chalet is defeated.

Plan C is interesting, but as far as I knew, camping in public places are forbidden unless you applied and informed the police. And wouldn't the joy be disturbed if someone got lost in the middle of the night? Plan C is not highly recommended.

Plan A is more feasible and a better option, but it is kinda boring because the number of chalets in Singapore are limited and I personally have stayed before inside every chalet in Singapore, but i feel that it is the safest and best way to conduct our activities without compromising security and joy. The other problem was the limited space in chalet. This might turn some people who were concerned with their own privacy( but I doubt there is any). Also, if you wanted to book a chalet, you had to do it fast because other people are booking also, so the time and space are not determined by us alone.

With regards to money, it was inevitable anyway.

My truest opinion
Augustus Tan Yan Chong

detailed analysis man.

anyway about the sleepover thing. Some of our classmates have the ability to ermm make the parents disappear and yea give us the space :D hha so do consider as well

SO people, VOTE!

blogged by the FCM..

forever cute mudskipper! HAHA

Always together, always forever

2008-05-09T22:27:00.000+08:00

Hey guys!
just wanted to post smthin!=D pai seh not good at blogging. All i want to say is that I RELLI MISS OUR SCANDALOUS TIMES! When we are not so bz in our work and having fun together all day long! crapping, scandalising, cam whoring, emoing, stoning and many more.

PS. weini found this unpublished again :DDD
im guessing it's from the
STARFISH aka BFM aka PATRICK (:
correct me if im wrong.

one in a million chance

2008-05-09T22:14:00.000+08:00

WEINI FOUND THIS POST UN-PUBLISHED,
and decided to help LYNN publish it :DD

alright, this blog IS dead.
edit/
apparently its very alive now!
/edit
haha.
okok.
i found the most LAMEST, LOUSY, WEIRD,WRONG, etc etc, JOKE ever.
pls dun slap me after you read this. haha

alright. just a note anyway, if ya a guy, i suggest you don't read it. it's kinda like a gender joke. yeah. so....you mite not like what ya readin. but then again, WE NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE VIGOROUSLY NODDING AT THE SCREEN IN AGREEMENT AT THE END OF IT ALL RIGHT? hahaha. :P

enough of my crap. joke time!

Female Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I don't want to do my dad.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.

7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

6. I've got a boyfriend.
Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

5. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

4. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: It's you.

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

2. I'm celibate.
Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you.

1. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's the male perspective thing.

Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!)
10. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You're ugly.

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You're ugly.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You're ugly.

7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You're ugly.

6. I've got a girlfriend.
Translation: You're ugly.

5. I don't date women where I work.
Translation: You're ugly.

4. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: You're ugly.

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: You're ugly.

2. I'm celibate.
Translation: You're ugly.

1. Let's be friends.
Translation: You're sinfully ugly.

so yeah, the joke is very prejudiced and feminist.
once again, dun slap me.

i dun agree with most of the lines up there anyway. but it's funny what ppl can conjecture sometimes. haha.

alright.
sorry for ruining ya mood if i have through the joke.

have a great sunday, it's shining, and the weather's g8. take time out for a cycle or a swim. :)
edit/
today is friday!
/edit

with love and cheers!
lynne:)

*words in purple are added by weini.
PS. i tink this joke rocks.

track and field meet

2008-05-08T19:12:00.017+08:00

hey, here are the pics i snapped of the track and field meet.:) i really tried not to upload that many photos... but some were just too funny..:) enjoy! and the photos are again in random sequence and kinda last to first. [ i cant figure out how to post them in order.]

michael's pom pom tail [ put by jasper]

i have no idea how this started..
believe it or not, this was patrick's idea..
i always catch these two together..:)

star jump...
they all look like they're taking pics of the sky..[ photo taken by jasper]
lynn ,as usual, just has to be different. again, i have no idea who suggested this.
wonder what they did to look this tired?

geraldine was incredibly out of sync...
synchronised jumping.

weini looks like a crazed psycho.
looking at something

the traitor....:)
looks like journey to the west..
aerius tribe's leader..
weini's jump shot!
now its weini and li wei!

proud aerius flagbearers/cheerleaders
left.
right.
zi xiang posing..[ i dont know why he's holding that purple square up.]
anyone see a hidden mickey??

chu ting : sigh..how i wish i was a cheerleader..
this is so cute~!
this is so gay!
lynn: i think i can do it...i think i can do it..
another hidden mickey! literally..

setting up the aerius banner!
yann qi holding up the banner
weini's awesome hairdo! [ guess who tied it for her??]
jasper looks like he has a ponytail[which is actually fahimah's hair in the background]

ta dah.. lynn and that pose..again...

gowri..:)

2008-05-05T22:24:00.006+08:00

Hey people these are some of the pics i took at west coast park. There ain't many pictures but enjoy them...

All the people who went...

Place where we took most of our pics

Need i say more?

Kok Wah was so scared to go on that...

Ah beng wannabe

All the girls

Annoying guy behind us
Unglam weini and chu ting

Little girl playing...

Hope you guys had a good time coz i had a great time....

Banu

2008-05-04T02:07:00.010+08:00

Hey guys! great job!
Here are the pics i snapped of the food fair. Sorry if i didn't manage to get all of you guys and they are in random sequence. :)

pratamania!
weini and fahimah carrying garbage

banu and dian feng stuffing their faces
jasper doing something weird.
gossip squad. hard at work.
banu sitting like an ah beng.

eating pocky

being fed pocky?
mischevious grins.:)

the banner coming down!

roti clarke!

yann qi busy doing something
again, jasper doing something weird
chu ting and hwee bun making prata!
our house cap going crazy.
zi xiang advertising something...

busy. busy. busy.
weini's ADORABLE name tags!
roti clarke! with banu's weird face thrown in...
lynn on the floor...
weini early in the afternoon.

roti clarke in construction.
happy workers!

fahimah's very happy to handle toast! still hard at work! [ is anyone else even doing work?? its always those two]

thats all!

If anyone wants to get the rest of the photos, come get it from me.

- gowri....

2008-05-02T01:12:00.003+08:00

oh ya before i forget, 08scandalous07's own song! heh

DIVIDED WE STAND,
DIVIDED WE STILL STAND.
HEARTS THAT ARE BOUND BY SCANDALOUS.
SEEKING THE TRUTH,
STRIVING FOR SCANDALS,
OUR PASSION IS SCANDALOUS

haha many thanks to the original creators and weini's blog which i conveniently copy-paste-ed from :D

yup here you have, our class's own song!

OUR SONG

Class Outing!

2008-05-01T19:30:00.009+08:00

hey scandalous people, we have already missed out outings/gatherings this monday (half-day) and thursday (labour day) *ouch* so..

we must not miss out the oppurtunity given to us yet again on a monday! :D

so yup there will be a class outing next monday (05/05) and EVERYONE is encouraged to try their best to attend. people who can't go must have valid reasons *muahaha* okok must yup seriously, please do try to attend

ok so far, the itinerary for the outing:

1) west coast park
activities: according to some national parks board website we can go to playgrounds, grand lawn, sand play area, marsh garden, bird sanctuary, kite flying

2) east coast park
activities: according to the same website, there are large open spaces, fitness equipments, cycle and jogging tracks, bicycle and skates rental kiosks, sandy beach, refreshment kiosks, restaurants, hawker centre, water sports centre, ponds, bowling alleys, kite flying

by the way there are more facilities but i only show those which are appropriate (eg campsites, barbeque pits, dog run corner were omitted) :D and also the red highlighted stuff are what i think we would most probably do there. of course, there would be card-playing and frisbee-catching and cock-talking :D

so ya i would like you all to like erm do a vote la, see which one you all prefer to go based on location and the activites we can do there.

so yup please tag to state whethere you can come and also yout choice of place.

also give suggestions of duration of outing, best would be a time that would be able to fit most people.

let's have a scandalously good time!

- Jasper

P.S zi xiang i look so so so so so cool ok!

Neoprints

2008-04-27T10:26:00.008+08:00

Hi Scandalous people!

haha!
so so so so so sorry for this late entry (which should be up like 2 weeks ago!)
Anyway, these are the neoprints that we took on a half-day!

Haha The guys in this neoprint are humourous. Kok Wah's and Micheal's expressions are simply amusing! so is Jasper's gaily poise!

Obviously, in this photo, the scandalous people are trying to enact the characteristics of their animals. Most have miserably failed, but some did it with such extraordinary flair that you couldn't take your eyes off them! Kudos to Mudskipper Gel, Potato Liwei and Chicky Weini for doing so!

Haha, this neoprint looks a bit normal! But check out Lynn! She seems to be a spokesperson for some manicure services! HAHA!

I seriously don't know what we are trying to do in this photo! Micheal's "Yummy!" face, Weini's smug appearance, Hweebun's murderous look and Lynn's act-cute expression! Poor Geraldine and Gowri!

Yann Qi looks like Batman! Wait, Chuting's and Gowri facial expressions seem the same for all!

Oh gosh! Zixiang looks so so so so so so so so so so so cute!
Jasper looks so so so so so so so so so so so so so toot!

Haha, have a fun time ogling at the neoprints!

-cute zixiang (aka sexy rexy!)

2008-04-25T23:38:00.002+08:00

someone tell me why the class blog is so dead.
:D

and someone please update.
and i guess THAT WEINI is too busy with her own blog already.

and people! there will be a half day and a full day off,
if im not wrong.

anyone wanna go anywhere? (:
PS. this is not a rheotorical question.

vrahh. someone update?
with looads of love,
chickstrich.

joyous occasion!

2008-04-14T22:13:00.005+08:00

well well, Mrs Lau gave birth today for those who dont know yet! according to her, it's a baby girl weighing 2.99kg at around 10 am and mode of delivery is through a c-section *ouch*
joyous occasion, both mother and baby are healthy and well!

lets all hope for Mrs Lau's speedy recovery and a well-deserved break from NJ :D
and we'll get to see her soon, with a flat stomach, how weird, not used to it luh

once again cheers to 08scandalous07's civics tutor

hopefully we'll get to see her cute little baby girl someday and lets all remember her birthday, 14th april! :D

- Jasper

2008-04-13T01:38:00.002+08:00

Little Boy's Letter to God
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend,Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God, This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God, I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God, I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

A lame story to share with u people! :D

BLOGGED BY THE CUTEST MUDSKIPPER! :D

I am not an ANNOYmous! haha

to keep the things going, both the blog and our lives II

2008-04-12T22:45:00.015+08:00

well i'll take the initiative to blog since everyone's so busy these few days, and hey! its understandable coz school is just leaving everyone dozing off at the study table when we get home.

well, trying to make it a happy post but ohwell, ignore any parts you may find emo.

as school life drones on, its inevitable that everyone will experience their fair share of bad, sucky, emo, sad, melancholy and downright ****ty times. and yet again, its understandable! blame it on the crude and harsh world ba.

however, im here to remind everyone that as always, things will always get better. i know this is gonna sound cliched but as they say, " yu guo tian qing" *pardon any han yu ping ying errors* or rather in english, " there's always a silver lining in every cloud". so, "somehow, everything's gonna fall right into place" and after rain comes a rainbow, so i guess things will get even better than it was before, or at least we learn something.

plus, there's always things that will be always there to support&hold&bring you up again! there's still things that can be trusted and relied on in the otherwise majoritarily cold and unfeeling world. so, pluck up your confidence, trust yourself, and take another step unhesitantly and chiong ba. who knows, you might just touch the sunlight again! :D

to end things off,

You say you're down you can’t lose that frown.
Life sucks. What else is new? That’s tough.
There's not much you can do- you're not the only one not havin’ any fun.
I've got a funny feelin’ we’re all born to lose.
And I've got a funny feelin’ that this life ain’t worth livin’ through.
I'm not givin’ up yet that's not the end of me.
Cheer up!

well, guys one more day to finish up your dreaded homework! tick tock time is running away real fast, so cherish whatever time you have and dont waste any away. emo-ing is a guilty culprit when it comes to wasting time.

be it sad or happy, life goes on, so why not make it a happy one. one more day to see 08scandalous07 again. lets all survive till then. and yep 08s07 is one thing that will always be behind you! :D

ok, its time to sign off. take care everyone :D

P.S good luck for the choir concert tomorrow, im sure it will be a great show, and so sorry that i cant make it, im sure those who cant go too will feel this way too. so on everyone's behalf, PAISEH!

to keep things going, both the blog and our lives

2008-04-11T00:18:00.009+08:00

look at the NICE neoprints we took in cinileisure during the half-day!
remember all the chaos and fun we had while scrambling about like little mice in that cramped-up-with-twelve-people booth
remember all the cute/lame poses we did while our sanity was lost, and how you come to regret yet laugh at your silly antics and go "omg, did i just do that?"

well, for people who couldnt make it, lets make sure we get another chance to take more neoprints! and hopefully more glam ones at that.

whenever you're down, let the photos remind you that 08scandalous07 will always be behind you in whatever dilemma you may be in!
stay happy and cheery!

and complete your dreaded yet compulsory homework, all of you!

2008-04-08T21:11:00.002+08:00

let perform CPR on it :D

haha someone update im no good at this!
but at least i contributed a post
now, now, dont get too excited and fall off your chairs
i know its rare but MIRACLES DO HAPPEN K?!

2008-04-06T23:56:00.004+08:00

THE BLOG IS SO DEAD.

YAY A NEW POST (:
from weini.

Bon Voyage!

2008-03-12T18:08:00.003+08:00

一路平安を祈る!

Semoga selamat sampai tujuan!

Bon Voyage!

一路順風!

Buon viaggio!

Have A LOT of fun in Italy!

SERIES ONE

2008-03-09T13:56:00.011+08:00

Haha thanks GORGEOUS chicken for the pictures and narration. I shall add more meat to the blog! =)

SERIES ONE: TRACING THE LOVE LIFE OF A ROOSTER

Df was a lovely rooster, with beautiful feathers, a well pitched rooster voice, outgoing rooster character. He is the perfect rooster for every girl. Not only does df amazes girls with his feathers, he makes them feel at ease with his seductive voice.

But df wasn't happy.

He longed for someone. Someone who could fill the empty gaps in his rooster life. He needed the final touch to complete his life as a rooster.

Eventually, df began his long search for his life long partner. He searched high and low, combing every farm and barn. He found a gorgeous chicken at a farm.

Gorgeous chicken was hot. She had a great figure that every other guy would be attracted to. With perfect features, wonderful cruvatures and pure innocence, she seemed the perfect choice for df.

BUT: She had too many scandals already. Df was sad when he knew this... He decided to try the botanic gardens instead.

At the botanic gardens, under the brillant influence of sunlight, two beautiful ladies stood

Under the sunlight, the skin of the potato glimmered. Tiny buds protruding out symbolises hopes of growth and rejuvenation. Spherical and eclipitical in shape, df was attracted to the potato!

And it took them less than a day to begin enjoying the afternoon breeze together, side by side. Df felt as if he had found completion, wholesome and holistism in life. Potato filled up all the empty gaps

THe day at botanic gardens was unforgettable. Beautiful fluffy white clouds drift by the blue sky lazily. Df and potato sat on earth and felt the warmth of the gentle afternoon. They felt each other's strong pressence, and savoured every moment of it. Their enjoyment, indulgence and engagement fused as one as the sun continues to caress them with its warm and gentle rays of light.

They did everything together from then on. Life was no longer a path for a solo to walk, but for a pair instead. They ate together at the canteen even. And when their physical distance apart is too great, gravitational and attractive forces draw them together...

Their love continues strong, steadfast and firm despite all odds. Even when df had affairs outside, potato trusted him and never complained.

And hence, their love goes on and on.

THE END!

More series on other people and scandals will come soon! haha!

Disclaimer: This post is intended for laughs only. Information contained in this post is not true, and should not be trusted. The authour apologises for all forms of distress, anger or agitation that may result from this post, and would hence like to seek the sincere understanding of affected individuals. Should anyone feel overly disapproving of this post, please delete this post at your own liberty. Thank you! =)

2008-03-08T23:55:00.001+08:00

*SCANDALOUS

gosh. i was thinking what i should post about (: but all that came to mind were scandals. haha! NO CHOICE. my main motive is to prevent the blog from rotting any further :D

LET'S SEE (: CLASS PHOTOS are more important than SCANDALS :D

FORMAL SHOT (:

INFORMAL SHOT (:

AT PATRICK'S HOUSE :D

haha i really like the pictures alot! (:

CHINESE NEW YEAR :D

balancing oranges!~

VALENTINE'S! :D

LOVE is scandalous (: [pun intended LOL]

SPOT the imposters! (:

GAME TIME :D

One of the TWO pictures i have of DAWN! (: that time choops was still so DECENT.

haha sorry if anyone feels uncomfortable now! BUT i so love this picture! (: TOOTIES rock!

SCANDALS

firstly, the 3-year-old retard with his TONGYANGXI (: [in eng, its just a girl much older than her husband, in other words she is just there to take care of him]

next up, THE CARBON ATOM (:

HAS

haha i like this scandal :D mouse and bunny! (:

GOOD

the first atom that jasper was bonded to! (: I LOVE THE BOTH OF THEM TOGETHER.

UNCLE AUNTIE (:

LUCK

mouse with lynn-IE lee! (:

CHARM

how come the two of them always look so sweet together?! (:

HAHA :D

IN addition, (: the stephens! (:

i tink this scandal is so true la! [contradiction] HAHA but (: it's a nice combination you know :D

MR and MRS FLOWER PANTS.

patreeeeeeeeeeek! *does my finger motion* THEY LOOK SO COMPATIBLE TOO! i dunno, they two together gives me a very nice and warm feeling :D

for the stephens, its more of the serious-wife, ECCENTRIC husband issue (:

A long post to satisfy all your HUNGER for great posts! (:

THE GORGEOUS CHICKEN.

2008-03-08T23:48:00.002+08:00

hey hey people! let's set a day for class outing over the holidays! although i may not be in singapore! hahas. a MUGGING SESSION may be a good idea too!

i just want to say! I LOVE SCANDALOUS! yays! hahas. dun miss yann qi, michael and i when we are away! hahas. coz our hearts are with you ppl!

dianfeng

2008-02-23T19:20:00.003+08:00

hello people of 08S07,

i have created a group on Facebook. if you are on Facebook, be sure to join it k! coz i may have forgotten to add you to the group. so must go check out. if i never add you then you better add yourself! hahas. that's all!

dianfeng aka rooster

2008-02-23T18:32:00.005+08:00

Law 2: Geraldine's Pray Hard Law

Hey 08S07, my love! I really love you people! Do you know that you guys are the reason I stayed in NJ? You people are the ones that made me decide to stay and the ones that motivate me to go to school everyday! I am really happy and fortunate to be part of 08S07! We are certainly the best class ever! :D

I really hope that time can stop now or even rewind back to 7th Jan - the first day we all met each other and let all the fun times replay over and over again! I will definitely remember the fun orientation week, the moment when we knew we won the QUEST, the mind cafe and movie outing, the Sentosa trip, the many crapping sessions, the reunion dinner, the botanic garden... I will hold these memories deeply in my heart! Hope you guys will remember them too k? And I hope that we can create more and more memories!!

Pray hard that we can stay together as a class!! Pray hard that all of us who want to stay in NJ can stay! LET'S PRAY! :D But well no matter what happen in the future, please do stay in contact ok? Distance won’t keep 08S07 apart! 08S07 my love! GO GO GO!! :D

2008-02-23T18:28:00.004+08:00

25 Laws of Miracle Building:

Law 1: The Dian Law

I must say that the past 2 months I spent with 08S07 is worthwhile. It is as though we have known one another for 2years! The laughter and joy we shared etched deeply in my mind. The strong class bond we built so hard will never be broken.

I really love you all! This love is so immense that I actually felt so sad when I was on MC that time because I can’t see you guys. This is really mad I thought because who will want to go to school and study?! *ahems* Most importantly, I would like to thank everyone for bearing with my noise because I can’t stop chattering. I really hope I do make you guys happy in school with all my nonsense and ultra-lame and nonsensical jokes.

I will never forget the fun orientation and those outings we had, be it movie-cum-Mind Café, Sentosa, steamboat, botanic gardens. Time with 08S07 is LOVE! They will live in my heart forever, even those SCANDALS that we had. 08S07 made a difference in my life. And I sincerely hope that we will continue to stay as one and that 08S07 will continue to make a difference to my life! Miracles do happen. So don’t give up! We will stay together k! Because the true spirit of 08S07 will never die! 08S07 ROCKS!

2008-02-23T17:48:00.002+08:00

2008-02-23T17:48:00.001+08:00

hello.